As a barista…

I hate it when people order “a ______ in a ______ cup”.
Like. No.
Or when they ask for decaf, nonfat and sugar free shit. You came for a fucking coffee to wake your ass up. Enjoy the fatness that Starbucks brings.
Also when people order their fraps with an extra shot or decaf……like no.

I hate everyone who just customizes their drink to the max……..ugh.

Things that break my cold, dark barista heart

yourbaristaprobablyhatesyou:

  • Ordering a caramel macchiato and a stir stick. 
  • Asking for a coffee with no room, then pouring half it out into a trash can.
  • Nonfat, sugar free, decaf
  • “Do you guys sell sodas?”
  • “Do you guys sell regular coffee?”

Omg! This is so relevant!!! Especially the 3rd one!!

internetexplorers:

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tyraniturd:

calculator more like calcuLATER i aint about that math life

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on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine

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