As a barista…
I hate it when people order “a ______ in a ______ cup”.
Like. No.
Or when they ask for decaf, nonfat and sugar free shit. You came for a fucking coffee to wake your ass up. Enjoy the fatness that Starbucks brings.
Also when people order their fraps with an extra shot or decaf……like no.
I hate everyone who just customizes their drink to the max……..ugh.
Things that break my cold, dark barista heart
- Ordering a caramel macchiato and a stir stick.
- Asking for a coffee with no room, then pouring half it out into a trash can.
- Nonfat, sugar free, decaf
- “Do you guys sell sodas?”
- “Do you guys sell regular coffee?”
Omg! This is so relevant!!! Especially the 3rd one!!
hey guys i found a picture of us all in 5 years
calculator more like calcuLATER i aint about that math life
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on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine
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